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Off Topic Any Psychopaths On Here?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Stroller, Dec 19, 2015.

  1. finglasqpr

    finglasqpr Well-Known Member

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    of course I did, plus 13 euros for the fare.
     
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  2. Kilburn

    Kilburn Well-Known Member

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    Good on you, self inflicted, it would have been cheaper if she had just puked in the pizza box!

    From personal experience when my kids occasionally did this on a trip, quite the clean-up job is required, plus eliminating the odour - un-neutered male cat pee is worse though!
     
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  3. Hoops Eternal

    Hoops Eternal Well-Known Member

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    Sort of makes up for it I guess, nothing worse than a car smelling of vomit. I think I would have run her over as well just for good measure!
     
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  4. finglasqpr

    finglasqpr Well-Known Member

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    She did puke in the pizza box but it spilled onto the seat, carpet and floor mat. These Yanks can't hold their drink.
     
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  5. Kilburn

    Kilburn Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure that if she had asked you to pull over to puke that you would have obliged, assuming you could safely do so. I recall after what we thought was a nice dinner out once, my wife suffered food poisoning and I was forced to do this driving home in the depths of winter.
     
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  6. TWGWTDT

    TWGWTDT Well-Known Member

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    66% ... Bloody hell
     
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  7. Totallyqpr

    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    If anyone can find a quiz about being a masochist, I think we will all be up there around 90-100%
    If not you can hardly be a real QPR sufferer!
     
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  8. sb_73

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    Your wish is my command. Except I read narcissist not masochist.

    http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/narcissistic.htm

    I scored 17, higher than average (12-15) but below true narcissist level (20). Surprising as I am a gorgeous attention seeking born leader.

    There are a whole range of quizzes on that site - just click on quizzes in the menu bar. I did the psychopath one and came out very low again, so it's consistent with Stroller's version. It does also say that it's a myth that CEOs score high on psychopath tests.

    I'm doing loads of these now, apparently I am completely non depressed but there is a chance I have ADHD. Neither much of a surprise to me. I should also point out that online tests do NOT equate to a diagnosis.

    Shocker - I have very high self esteem 92%! The suicide risk test is a bit rubbish, one question asking if you want to kill yourself. Not me baby, how would the world go on without me!?

    ( at this point I should stress that I am on holiday and have completed most of my Christmas chores)

    I've now done so many of these there is no need for me to take the OCD test.

    Once you have done every test on the site they send you a short video clip showing your personality type. Here's mine:

     
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  9. Totallyqpr

    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I am far too handsome to do a narcissist test.
     
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    peter1954qpr Well-Known Member

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    I scored 48
     
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  11. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I scored 14. I thought I would get the highest score on here!

    I guess I'm never going to be famous!

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  12. Ninj

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    Just got back from being a Psycho and done the test. Have scored 48%..........
     
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  13. KooPeeArr

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    I got 8 on the narcissist test. Probably fair - a bit egotistical but no vanity or leadership ability.
     
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  14. Stroller

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    I scored 11 on the narcissism test.

    Zero on exhibitionism - I do have a spectacularly attractive body, but I don't want anyone to see it.
     
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Finally did the quiz, answered honestly, scored 67%
    Does that mean l should be locked up or is this the reason why l support QPR?
    Or
    Did QPR do this to me?
    Yours truly,
    Deeply Concerned
     
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