Off Topic Any clobber/brand name freaks?

Only people who shop at primark

 

Antiques roadshow

 

Your idea of a chilled out Sunday is getting double fisted of frank Bruno.

 

Why not?

 

Says the man who bought Samba, which are for stoners and people who jump over back fences with stolen strimmers.

adidas have failed to manufacture a good set of wheels since the turn of the century, so much so that they got in bed with a fat, **** rapper and sold Cornish pasties for £300 a pop to their new demographic of muggy gimps.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ fcuker wears white socks ....... with sandals

 

For older and more discerning ants?

 

I'm still a sucker for designer gear. Wardrobes full of cash money.

 

If you want people to think you're minted like a Saxton then this is the suit for you.

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Only R.E. teachers wear sandals

Do they even have R.E. teachers in schools anymore?

I haven't worn white socks since Madness' first video btw.

 

I'm going to see Suggs in the new year.

 

I went looking for Onitsuka tiger.

 

She sounds filthy.

 

Tell him from me that he's a faux Cock-er-nee twat.

 

I wear a lot of All Saints.

 

Didn't think any of them were fit.

 

If he's still alive. Old rockers and ravers do have a habit of dropping dead

 

Suggs is from Finchley. You can hear the sound of Bow Bells from there, if you really listen hard.

 

"I was born in Hastings on a stormy evening on 13 January 1961. I only lived with my mum, so we were free agents. She was a singer in the pubs and clubs. We moved to Liverpool then London. I lived with relations in Wales for a while and came back to London."

 

Suggs is a Chelsea fan, but his music sucks.