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Another Stupid Complaint

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Dec 15, 2011.

  1. gas

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    That's a plan. I'll tell them Makka Pakka had a fall out with the Tomliboos and cut their throats as they slept. He hyjacked the Ninky nonk to make an escape but Upsy and Iggle got wind of the crime and gave chase in the Pinky Ponk. Makka Pakka spotted them and took out the Pinky Ponk with an RPG he borrowed from the HaaHoos. Tragically Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy were killed as the Pinky Ponk crashed and burned. As he watched his handy work the Ninky Nonk, deeply upset at the scene of carnage took a suicidal head on with the carousel resulting in the death of both himself and Makka Pakka.

    I think I need to watch more adult television.............













    Wait a minute..............somebodys not in bed <yikes>
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Where do those sneaky little ****ers the Pontipines come into this though? I bet it was their ****-stirring that caused the rift between the Tombliboos and Makka Pakka...

    I reckon IP always stays up later than everyone so he can watch Babestation and have a sly ****. I bet that blanket of his is covered in spunk stains if you see it up close.
     
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  3. SAMOC

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    that is the least the middle class ****s should be worrying about
     
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  4. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Igle piggle and upsy daisy are clearly bucking when there are no cameras
     
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  5. JONATHAN P ACWORTH

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    i think the person who designed that programme must be high on drugs at the time ive watched a weeks worth still dont get it?
     
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  6. JONATHAN P ACWORTH

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    he blonde presenter a bit fit though even though she has one arm?very friendly as well
     
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  7. Nazara

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    PC gone mad
     
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  8. eddieveeee

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    kettles killed more people in britain than terrorism in the last 3 years
     
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  9. Ciaran

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    Watch out for the Paki and Paddy kettles Ed.
     
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  10. Erik

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    <laugh><laugh>

    Best thing the BBC have done for a LONG time

    <laugh><laugh>

    PS: I've quoted my favourite part of the article and highlighted the funniest bit (I had tears of laughter at the soppy little ****) <ok>
     
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  11. monacoger

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    Get a laptop instead then.
     
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  12. Nazara

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    Triple <laugh>
     
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