Another record goes to Chelsea.

Not really, I'd like to forget about it being 22 years since we last won the Cup (Drogs was the one who mentioned the history). Mousers revel in things like that.

 

It's great to be back, 100.

I was suffering with a virus, which laid me low for a few days.

 

Nothing trivial I hope?

We had a whip round for you but still needed 42p to buy a stamp.