Always happy to share health tips Disc. I have to keep the under carriage trimmed as it ends up like a busted mattress if I don't. I end up pulling out handfuls of pubes when I go for a piss in the bar. Hence the shaving bit & the olive oil.
The lasses should rub olive oil on their blurts once they've tidied up downstairs. Very good for the blurt plus it gives the blokes heart a boost when he's been down on her. A win/win situation for both.