Off Topic Another ITTV member quits & joins 606

Harsh, if he uses a booster seat to see over the steering wheel he can't reach the pedals, if he can reach the pedals he can't see over the steering wheel … catch 22 ...

 

@Smudger603 can only go if he has a wash before.

@CafcFactsStats is probably another poster who you annoy.

 

I considered a booster seat, but I’m not willing to risk the safety of the 606 Top Team.

If anything happened to us all with Elf’s behind the wheel, James Dutton could come back & seize the crown

 

If you ban people who like posts that slag you off..... we wouldn't have any members

 

Cannot have a leftie going to Sheffield with me. I'll boot the f***** out at the first stop going up.

 

He still wears those platform boots he picked up from the charity shop , maybe if we gaffer tape tin cans to the bottom of them he’ll be able to reach ... just an idea

 

Having seen @Miketyson2007Junior & his father in comparison to you, I find that somewhat unlikely

 

I know you live your life in the shadows of garden gnomes and pot plants so very rarely see the sun but in that picture I had recently returned from a sunny holiday and is in fact a sun tan as oppose to dirt elfs

 

Do they have airbnb in Clacton

 

No Elfy… just NO!

You trying to chuck @Miketyson2007Junior off a train would be like a mouse trying to attack a lion... it wouldn't be a pretty sight

 

A little further south east than that actually

 

Margate.

 

My mates Aunt lives in Margate, she loves it … there is a really nice restaurant at the end of the pier ... no not pier, harbour wall, the old harbour masters' building.

The Lighthouse Bar is it's name...

 

I sometimes like posts that I don't agree with if it's a good post. Mainly Lardi's.

 

A shame Ivor and gang do not hold that view.

 

You were thrown out of Jaywick for dragging the area down.

 

Petts Wood is the new Jaywick.

 

Elf’s marital property in Jaywick (pre eviction)