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Annual Rioting Season

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Chinese people say "Lice" when they mean "Rice". True story <ok>
     
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  2. Thomas The Cat

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    Head lice or pubic lice?
     
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    I'm with ST, let the ****ers get on with it.

    You can have your pissed up country and we'll have our £7 billion back and watch you sink into the sea<ok>
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    Lacist bigot.
     
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  5. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    an be headlice for me only, im a back,sack & crack kinda guy
     
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  6. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    an be headlice for me only, im a back,sack & crack kinda guy
     
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    These lice - are they Nationalist or Unionist?
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Flied lice apparently.
     
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  9. Zico

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    Pubic lice don't like 1% Menthol cream. :bandit:
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They are annoying wee bastards, so I would assume they are Nationalist lice.
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes but what cross section and what percentage of the pubic lice poulation was asked? I mean it could give spurious results depending on the number asked.

    May not be entirely representative.
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

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    A fact lost on most of them is that these bigots wouldn't have been able to joint their own club at the outset.
    In fact, these numbskulls were being discriminated against by the very organisation they march for.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I know, I work with a couple of Presbyterians and they trundle along.
     
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  15. Welcome to the North

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    Jog on, you fackin' Si.
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    An Irishwoman, an Englishwoman and an Orangeman's wife were having lunch.

    The Irishwoman said, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to clean the house any more. If he wanted it clean he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then on the third day, voila! My husband had cleaned the entire house!"

    The Englishwoman agreed: "I told my husband that I wasn't going to do the laundry any more. If he wanted it done he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then on the third day, voila! My husband had done both his and my laundry!"

    "What about you?" they asked the Orangeman's wife. She looked a little sheepish, then said: "I told my Mervyn that I wasn't going to cook any more. If he wanted home cooking he would have to either go to his mother on the Shankill or cook for himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then on the third day, I began to see a wee bit out of my left eye."
     
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  17. RebelBhoy

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    **** me, they gave danny dyer a blue plaque?!

    two plaques???.... the other one must be for tamer hassan. He must live with him. they do everything else together.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    I remember hearing that joke for the first time, those were the days.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Oh look. It's 'one line Monacoger'. Anything for us?
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not really, how is the "boss of prods" getting on these days?
     
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