Even my loonies ain't got round to throwing johnnies at me ... that would make the pee sock seem pleasant
What annoys me about my neighbour's, specifically those opposite me, is their occasional parking habits. Where I live is a fairly wide avenue with a footpath on one side and a footpath AND grass verge on the other. The grass verge is my side. So, the accepted protocol is, if you live on the grass verge side you park fully on road and if you have to park on the other side you go on the footpath a bit (still space for pushchairs to pass, obvs) so cars can pass down middle of the road. It's when they park on the road so we have to mount the grass verge. That grass verge turns to a bog in winter. Does my ****ing head in. I come home and some **** has wheel spun the verge outside my house, leaving me a muddy mess to step out of my car into. I wouldn't mind that much but the kids just tramp through the mud, get in my car, and then put their bastard feet up on the back of my car seats. Neighbours, eh? ****s.
Think we had a Neighbours wid contest before. Still worth revisiting though. Holly Valance please log in to view this image
You'd be the worst neighbour. Strutting around ya man's garden in ya Pogba pyjamas with a hard on. Shouting,'****, ****, ****ing ****ing ****s city, and them jews, I'm not gay or homophobic , or a virgin'. Then storm past ya mum to go back to your bedroom to make a cum faced video.
Solution is easy here, park facing in the opposite direction then your missus gets to deal with the mud.
