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Off Topic Anlaby Road bus lane

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by askewshair, Oct 23, 2018.

  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    I think you should pay but recover your money in other ways. Nick the bog rolls out of all the public loos for a year, that'll recoup some of your cash. I’m sure there are other ways.
     
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  2. originallambrettaman

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    No, they used a load of it to fund cheap bus passes for kids last year.
     
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  3. The B&S Fanclub

    The B&S Fanclub Well-Known Member

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    Hull has more traffic lights and ped crossings than any other comparable size city. I now understand we have more takeaways than any other city of a similar size in the country. Both those stats say a great deal...!!!
     
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  4. Leon T Trout AFC

    Leon T Trout AFC Well-Known Member

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    Stats? What stats?
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    There should be FACT after this post. FACT
     
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  6. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    FACTAFUCKINGMONDO
     
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  7. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    It's probably Izal
     
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  8. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Think positive ... Tracing paper for the kids ... Do a swap when you visit the in-laws ... Stick it in when you get visitors & you don’t want them getting your Andrex Luxery Quilts. Stake outs at the Allams’ ... loads of uses for Izal.
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    It'd be nice to see one lobbed on the pitch at the kcom.
    Not seen it for years.
    Could mop up all the **** on the pitch too before anyone else says it.
     
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  10. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    No don't don't do that. Remember Izal didn't wipe the **** off, it just spread it around.
     
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  11. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Just walk up and down using the street lighting! I do and it makes me feel great!
     
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  12. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    What are they like, daughters eh?

    Mine didn't realize that her car needed taxing annually. Needless to say she was soon picked up by a gantry camera and a fixed penalty notice issued. Next problem? She'd moved and not informed DVLA. So because she 'ignored' the notice a court summons was issued. Which she 'ignored'. And was convicted in her absence and an arrest warrant issued. She found all this out when her previous landlord eventually forwarded her mail.

    So I receive a hysterical phonecall from a distraught blubbering wreck who thought that she was going to go straight to prison, without passing Go.


    Daddies magic credit card sorted out the immediate problem but she still had to go to court to explain herself.

    Which she didn't enjoy.


    'Learn by it' I said.

    'And don't make the same mistake again' I said.

    'And you owe me four hundred notes' I said.


    Thing is, to take away the fear, worry and panic of my little girl at the point when she honestly thought she'd end up in prison was worth every penny.

    And then some.



    Don't anyone tell the daft mare that though.
     
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  13. Stockholm Tiger

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    someone on here posted about an excellent show called early doors the other day. I hadn't seen any of them as I was otherwise engaged out of the country during it's run. However I watched it on the recommendation of 606 and loved it.

    This thread made me think of it straight away. Where there any temp traffic lights?
     
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  14. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    I'd end up somewhere I shouldn't and the bastards 'd fine me
     
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  15. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Top end of Piper Street, past McVities, up to the bank on Birdhall Lane. There's talk it's all going to be one way there now.
     
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  16. Happy Tiger

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    As pointed out, don’t do the crime if you’re not prepared to do the time or pay the fine.

    Most motoring offences are easily avoidable.

    Most people fined complain about feeling victimised.

    It’s easy. Don’t break the law.

    Although in your case Askew, I’m surprised you haven’t got Mr Loophole on it.

    Just tell the magistrate you’re a pikey. You’ll be fine then.
     
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  17. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    What's going on?
     
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  18. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    I've paid my share, but this is taking this piss!,
     
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  19. Plum

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    Have you never done anything wrong Happy? Apart from your weekly 4-nowts to City that is...
     
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  20. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    I've got the 2nd series lined up to rewatch tonight , but my little one is been a menace and won't bugger off to sleep , I'm gutted <laugh>
     
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