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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Jul 26, 2011.

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    Sleepy - the penguin reached a top speed of 160 MPH when we - ahem a team of scientists - tried it.
     
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    Just drop it a couple of feet then from the roof, it will not die. FACT.
     
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    That is a disguting post. I hate ALL forms of animal cruelty.

    Did it make a big splat when it landed?
     
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    No matter how tall the buildings are SSK, you would not reach 183mph, the terminal velocity of a human is around 120mph.
     
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    What if I have a rocket up my arse?
     
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    No - I wanted to see how on the ball you and Monaco were - he bouned three times and didn't die - but on the 4th bounce he went straight into a double decker bus. So i was sort of right.
     
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    That would just be a friday night for you, we are talking about terminal velocity at the moment!
     
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    Bollocks, you can't count flying otherwise the fastest would be a rhino falling from from an an225
     
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    FFS, don't tell everyone that penguins bounce. Now it's common knowledge everyone will want to bounce a penguin.

    RIP penguins.
     
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    It's already the national sport of Luxembourg apparently. I think we should push to get it in the 2014 Commonwealth Games.
     
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    Ferrets are colourblind , which is why they will never be stylish dressers.
     
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    They're not really, they just pretend they are for a laugh.
     
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    no you couldnt. you would peak at around 120mph due to gravity. **** knows how this magic falcon can do 183mph
     
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    A kinda girl I work with kept ferrets. i reckon she just liked it when they ran up her top and chewed on her nipples.

    She now has a cat.

    Where's it going to end?
     
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    I ask again, what if I had a big rocket up my arse?
     
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    They're funny as **** are ferrets - horses are good for that too - they make out they can't speak like humans but most of them are fluent in three different langauges.
     
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    Different shaped things have different terminal velocities, that is how "this magic falcon can do 183mph"!
     
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    Yeah but how fast could you get after you've died?
     
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    I used to have a budgie that talked. It used to say "Who's a cheeky boy then". Annoying wee ****. My brother hit it out of a 13th floor flat window with a golf club. I love my brother.

    RIP Joey.
     
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    you trying to say it's not magic? it is
     
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