Andy Murray

He could have claimed to be a woman and won every competition she entered. Imagine the number of grand slams he would have won? Even the steroid-pumped gorilla sisters would have struggled to compete.

 

Year ruined

 

I hope the fun lovin' Serb wins three of the Grand Slam titles this year!

 

Aye right. He’s no beating big Serena

 

Watched his press conference on the news there. He seems a wee bit emotional as if his mental health is not what it should be.

Newcastle races for the Murray boy.

 

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If he paid extra she would let him

 

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/andy-murray-trolled-former-scotland-13843568

Says the man who was crying (to begin with) when he was getting his FARTER BLOOTERED in the notorious field of SCREAMS by the BHEASTS.

All done, Baz, hope you and Juls had a good night out tonight

 

Cheers mate.

Good to know you’re on BHEAST BEATING duty while Julies taking a piss while sucking my cock.

Analingus to follow.

 

I think he was great. As Gambol said he won titles in the hardest era possible.won the Olympics twice in a row which nobody else did. He also has a bigger cock than @Fabulous Fabio and I should know as I have sucked them both. Good luck Andy!

 

Was this during a game of mixed doubles?

 

Looking bad for poor Andy down 2 sets in his first round,could be his last match and a sad ending for the Scot.

 

Serves him right...

.... where if he served his left then he'd perhaps have held his service game.

Cheers for letting me use this joke @DevAdvocate

 

Come on Andy!!

 

I'll PM you the invoice m5

 

Andy got a set back now 2-1

 

Desmond now

 

Looks likes Murray's tennis career is coming to an end.

 

Thank fk, means we can throw out collective national weight behind a sporting icon in Gary Anderson.