Andy Carroll

Good player, nowt special considering the financial aspects of the deal and his injury record.

That said, we might as well have Kermit the frog as our main goal threat so I'd take him in a heartbeat.
 
UOTE="Jimmy the Cloot, post: 10961547, member: 1020395"]What about him?[/QUOTE]

He's useless and always injured, and he will be cheaper than Carol.