Ahhh that old one! If Celtic had signed Rod Fanni when rumoured to have years ago, their team sheet would have read like this from right to left. "(Right Back), Naylor, Balde, Fanni" - Say it out loud.
That's not the most unfortunate, that's 'the player with the most accurate surname when used to describe the team they're playing for', as any Englishman over the age of about 20 will vouch for.
Yes, who can forget the Euro 96 semifinal, and Motty's immortal lines.. " And the Germans have the ball and are going down the right... Kuntz..."
