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Just happened to take a look on Tiger Leisure. A link came up so took a look.
Question, there's a tab / filter that say's 'Fashion' with lots of clothing that then pops up. Can they be sued under Trading Standards for false advertising?
 
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A Hull woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'
She replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............
'A Rectum Stretcher!'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?' he asked
'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge..
 
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rovertiger said:
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That's actually a photo (or thousands of photos) by a Ukrainian amateur astronomer.

"The Moon is far from being a single color. Its mineral composition reflects a complex geological history etched into the lunar surface. Blue hues indicate basalt regions with high titanium content, while orange and red indicate the presence of iron oxide. Furthermore, the brightness of the terrain reveals its age: brilliant white areas signify younger regolith recently exposed by impacts, while brownish tones mark older surfaces matured by eons of space weathering. These colors reflect the raw data of the lunar landscape — a resource map for the next generation of explorers. After a long time, as part of the Artemis 2 mission, humanity is returning to these incredible landscapes.

This mission marks the dawn of a new age of discovery. We are no longer content with just looking at the Moon from afar. We are preparing to step back onto its surface, to study its chemical secrets, and to stay. Artemis 2 is the crucial link between our past achievements and a future where the Moon becomes our second home. The grey world we once knew is proving to be a treasure trove of color and potential.

To achieve this level of detail, I processed tens of thousands of frames captured with a 150mm telescope and Canon 550D DSLR camera. Nearly 50 GB of raw data were meticulously stitched together to produce this final 50-megapixel image, which reveals the chemical composition of the lunar regolith.

If you liked the image and want to see more, follow me on my Instagram."
 
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