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Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out of a local bar. Stopping her, they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.

They loaded her into the police cruiser and one of the officers got in the back with the drunk woman.

As they drove through the streets they kept asking the old woman where she lived.

All the old lady would say as she stroked the officer's arm is, “You’re Passionate.”

They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm, “You’re Passionate.”

The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman,

“Look we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven’t told us where you live!”

She replied, “I keep trying to tell you, you’re passing it!”
 
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TwoWrights said:
Re Trump playing golf, there's a clip on x showing him cheating, what a surprise. :emoticon-0114-dull:


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I read an article on it saying he has someone walking in front of him so he can replace the ball into a better position. Apparently this is done in the full view of everyone who is with him but nobody dare challenge him about it.

Childish ****.
 
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spesupersydera said:
Speaking as as an ex-golfer - cheating at golf tells you everything you need to know about any man.
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Unlike footballers who dive and throw themselves about all the time, appeal for decisions they know are not theirs, do 'professional fouls', deliberately handle the ball if they think they can get an advantage, in fact if you don't cheat at football, people will think you're weird
 
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Charon said:
Unlike footballers who dive and throw themselves about all the time, appeal for decisions they know are not theirs, do 'professional fouls', deliberately handle the ball if they think they can get an advantage, in fact if you don't cheat at football, people will think you're weird
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That's what always amuses me about people, usually rugby fans, who deride professional footballers for being pansies etc when it's merely gamesmanship, or rather unsporting behaviour.
 
rovertiger said:
I read an article on it saying he has someone walking in front of him so he can replace the ball into a better position. Apparently this is done in the full view of everyone who is with him but nobody dare challenge him about it.

Childish ****.
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I’m not saying it doesn’t happen but there is much misinformation peddled now by even reputable news outlets you never know the truth
 
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Charon said:
Unlike footballers who dive and throw themselves about all the time, appeal for decisions they know are not theirs, do 'professional fouls', deliberately handle the ball if they think they can get an advantage, in fact if you don't cheat at football, people will think you're weird
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We're talking about cheating at golf - you want to start a thread about cheating at football, crack on.
 
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