Thank ya fellas, now seen the video. Love those nature and wild animal videos.
Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
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The Space X Starship is an amazing piece of engineering - almost science fiction.
But **** me it has had a high failure rate over the 9 flight tests so far.
But **** me it has had a high failure rate over the 9 flight tests so far.
I do use one Meta product, WhatsApp. I need to keep in touch with Flat Earthers around the Globe.You can watch the video without login in. Just close the splash screen sign-in nag by clicking at its top right.
I am not a member of Facebook and I watched the video
A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, “Who is this?”
“This is the maid.”, answered the woman.
“We don’t have a maid!”
“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
“Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
“Ummm …. she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.”
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
“What do I have to do?”
“I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with.”
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”
“Throw them in the swimming pool!”
“What?! There’s no pool here?”
Long pause… “Uh …. is this 832-4821?”
The guy says, “Who is this?”
“This is the maid.”, answered the woman.
“We don’t have a maid!”
“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
“Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
“Ummm …. she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.”
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
“What do I have to do?”
“I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with.”
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”
“Throw them in the swimming pool!”
“What?! There’s no pool here?”
Long pause… “Uh …. is this 832-4821?”
You car drivers try this tonight on the way home.
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I'd like to see him try that on Ronnie Pickering...
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Thank goodness for this cool wind from SE tonight... haven't slept for two nights .. mafting...
Longest day Saturday and the hottest day in our aRea 30 degrees forecast..
Longest day Saturday and the hottest day in our aRea 30 degrees forecast..
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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyx5gqkewpo
Tesco has apologised after a promotional stand advertising a chance to meet the England women's football team was put up at a store in Cardiff.
Customers were shocked to see a Lucozade display featuring the Lionesses front and centre of the store's entrance at Western Avenue, just weeks before Wales face England at Euro 2025 in Switzerland.
The chief executive of the Football Association of Wales (FAW), Noel Mooney, was among those who voiced their anger on social media, saying "we are Cymru".
Tesco has apologised after a promotional stand advertising a chance to meet the England women's football team was put up at a store in Cardiff.
Customers were shocked to see a Lucozade display featuring the Lionesses front and centre of the store's entrance at Western Avenue, just weeks before Wales face England at Euro 2025 in Switzerland.
The chief executive of the Football Association of Wales (FAW), Noel Mooney, was among those who voiced their anger on social media, saying "we are Cymru".
A parts manager for a small repair shop had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead.
Furious at the factory’s incompetence, he promptly sent the part back along with a letter giving them a piece of his mind.
Less than a week later, he received the same part back with a letter containing just four words: “TURN THE PART OVER.”
Furious at the factory’s incompetence, he promptly sent the part back along with a letter giving them a piece of his mind.
Less than a week later, he received the same part back with a letter containing just four words: “TURN THE PART OVER.”
The Pope Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds onto Highway 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do.
He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror.
He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
The trooper, seeing who it was, says, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.”
The trooper calls in and asks for the chief
He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.
“It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?” replies the chief.
“No Sir!” replied the trooper, “This guy's more important.”
“Is it the Governor?” replied the chief.
“No! Even more important!” replies the trooper.
“Is it the PRESIDENT??? replied the chief.
“No! Even more important!” replies the trooper.
“Well WHO is it?” screams the chief.
“I think it might be God, Sir,” replies the trooper, “he's got the Pope as his CHAUFFEUR.”
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds onto Highway 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do.
He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror.
He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
The trooper, seeing who it was, says, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.”
The trooper calls in and asks for the chief
He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.
“It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?” replies the chief.
“No Sir!” replied the trooper, “This guy's more important.”
“Is it the Governor?” replied the chief.
“No! Even more important!” replies the trooper.
“Is it the PRESIDENT??? replied the chief.
“No! Even more important!” replies the trooper.
“Well WHO is it?” screams the chief.
“I think it might be God, Sir,” replies the trooper, “he's got the Pope as his CHAUFFEUR.”
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