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Can’t stand Russell brand at all
But so far he got women’s numbers
Invited them to his
Shagged them and didn’t call them back
Burn him

Aye, the bloke was pretty open about how promiscuous he was. He ****ing well made sure we all knew about that.

Maybe some thing more will come out, I don't know. But it's come to the point that successfully chatting up some bird at a bar 15 years ago can get you in bother cos it was coercive and manipulative sexual abuse.

This puritanical narrative that's creeping into society from both sides of the extremes is frightening.

By the time my lad is getting his end away they'll have to draw up legal contracts with a solicitor present.
 
Can’t stand Russell brand at all
But so far he got women’s numbers
Invited them to his
Shagged them and didn’t call them back
Burn him

How come a xxxx like that is worth £16 million? Never have liked the xxxx. His money won't be worth much to him if he ends up in the slammer. Never mind, it was all when he was high on drugs so that's alright then.
 
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her “if you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.”

The woman freed the frog and the frog said,

“Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!”

The woman said, “That would be okay,” and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.”

The woman replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.”

So, KAZAM she’s the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”

The woman said, “That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine.”

So, KAZAM – she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,

“I’d like a mild heart attack.”
 
Aye, the bloke was pretty open about how promiscuous he was. He ****ing well made sure we all knew about that.

Maybe some thing more will come out, I don't know. But it's come to the point that successfully chatting up some bird at a bar 15 years ago can get you in bother cos it was coercive and manipulative sexual abuse.

This puritanical narrative that's creeping into society from both sides of the extremes is frightening.

By the time my lad is getting his end away they'll have to draw up legal contracts with a solicitor present.
Can’t stand the bloke but certainly don’t like the way he is accused via the media and not the police. Just becomes another celeb shout out. Plus if he is as big a swordsman as he claims just wait for more to come out.