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balkan tiger said:
Saw that yesterday on a farming forum, seems like the guys with the car had been pushing the farmer to his limit.
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You must have connections in the farming world. A bit of a funny story from my time in Aberdeenshire. I had a small farm, and kept mostly horses, but also had 5 highland cattle just for a bit of fun for the grandchildren to see when they visited. One day they broke through into the next farm's field and it took me a day or two to get them back.

A few days later the farmer whose field, it was, came round shouting and balling and demanding I paid him 3 days grazing, whilst my cattle were on his land. He was a right miserable twat, so to get rid of him I paid him £100 and he ****ed off.

Sometime later I ended up with 3 calves, unbeknown to him and me his bull had obviously covered them and probably why my cattle had broken through to get at the bull. Which when I sold up, I sold at auction for £800 for each calf. That really made my day.
 
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John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. said:
You must have connections in the farming world. A bit of a funny story from my time in Aberdeenshire. I had a small farm, and kept mostly horses, but also had 5 highland cattle just for a bit of fun for the grandchildren to see when they visited. One day they broke through into the next farm's field and it took me a day or two to get them back.

A few days later the farmer whose field, it was, came round shouting and balling and demanding I paid him 3 days grazing, whilst my cattle were on his land. He was a right miserable twat, so to get rid of him I paid him £100 and he ****ed off.

Sometime later I ended up with 3 calves, unbeknown to him and me his bull had obviously covered them and probably why my cattle had broken through to get at the bull. Which when I sold up, I sold at auction for £800 for each calf. That really made my day.
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