The bloke who fell asleep should thank cat man for diverting everyone's attention.You must log in or register to see media
The guy who fell asleep is a ventriloquist.The bloke who fell asleep should thank cat man for diverting everyone's attention.
Not a balloon, a Van de Graaff Generator.You must log in or register to see images
Not a balloon, a Van de Graaf Generator.
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They should've leaned how to spell Van de Graaff.You must log in or register to see media
Just watching Al Ahly v Palmeiras on BBC (Club World Cup playoff match, I know, it's lockdown boredom). It's quite enjoyable then I realised that although the football wasn't too good it was the presence of a real crowd that lifted the whole occasion

Alien crop circles in the snow...
A horse was having a pint with a donkey.
The horse says, 'I've won the Derby, the Oaks, the St. Ledger, the Grand National and the Gold Cup!'
The donkey says, 'That's nothing' and shows the horse a picture of a zebra on his mobile phone. 'Who's that?' says the horse.
The donkey says, 'That's me when I played for Juventus...