Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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That one of the strange but funny things out here, there are quite frequent motor bike accidents, and the police mark out the position of the bike etc and the body in white paint, not chalk, so it stays for months on the road.
Got home from work to find my kids have been on eBay all day.
If they're still on there tomorrow, I'll lower the price...
If they're still on there tomorrow, I'll lower the price...
not the best thought out sign
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I remember doing this….seems crazy now in the smart phone era!!
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Happy days.
I remember being outside a TV shop in Prospect Centre and seeing the videprinter go Orient 4...
Then flicker a bit whilst I thought 'for ****s sake City'
Then print Hull City 5.
Pandemonium. Much cheering and hugging.
Away to Cheese to celebrate.
Think I was in town to buy our lass an engagement ring.
That got put on hold for a while.
I've been on worse away day trips. A friend of mine got ejected when we we were 4-1 down, oh how we took the piss when we got back on the coach .
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https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2022/03...m-claims-to-have-biggest-eyebrows-in-britain/
To be fair, the eyebrows are the least of her problems.
She needs to sort them railings out kinell
She's the best looking lass on her estate in Grimsby... Just ask her Mum and Dad, who are also her uncle and Grandma...
In all seriousness, how sad is it that someone craves attention so much they are prepared to 'look' like that for Internet likes
And there’s lasses her age picking up guns and Molotov cocktails to fight the Russians ffs. She’d probably go in a bar and order one because she’d read it somewhere!!!
I immediately thought of this Spike Milligan poem; one from his anthology that I used to read to my daughter at bedtime.
English Teeth, English Teeth!
Shining in the sun
A part of British heritage
Aye, each and every one.
English Teeth, Happy Teeth!
Always having fun
Clamping down on bits of fish
And sausages half done.
English Teeth! HEROES' Teeth!
Hear them click! and clack!
Let's sing a song of praise to them -
Three Cheers for the Brown, Grey and Black.