Idiot. Everyone knows who was first, and a few of the brighter ones know that Buzz Lightyear was 2nd.
Fuming! Sorry, but I need to vent!!! I experienced the WORST customer service today at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Last night I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the shop told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund. No FREE replacement. I'll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another Lottery Ticket from there again
Just heard a Doctor on the radio saying that during this time of Coronavirus, while staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Scotch, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box or too ov choclits. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?? ...Ian (Pathetic answers in my hung over household; magicless, Mum's jokes.) What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?? .....A condescending con descending.... I'm setting the bar low intentionally, to give you lot a chance this year. OK, I'll get m'coat.
