Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

It’s just a joke…..

 

Too late to back down now SW3, cat's out of the bag.

 

even that list of perversions would only put me in the mid point of the bottom third in the not606s perverts league table lol

 

Ah ok then,

 

Ah yes, but is that with 23 or 25 perversions? And do you have to shed a couple of the more severe ones to allow a lesser one in?

 

It'd be almost normality if he had a liking for pussy.

 

I think you mean Castro?

 

Can't be me. He has me on ignore. Or so he reckons.

 

I think Chelsea had recently joined the Polo Group but is now having second thoughts.

 

A pensioner in Germany has been convicted of illegal weapons possession after he was found to own an extensive personal arsenal including a tank.

The defendant, 84, has been handed a suspended prison sentence of 14 months and has been ordered to pay a fine of €250,000 (£213,469).

Officials found the tank and other World War Two-era military equipment at the defendant's house in the northern town of Heikendorf in 2015.

The army had to help remove the items.

On Monday, the court ordered that the defendant, who cannot be named under German privacy laws, must sell or donate the tank and an anti-aircraft cannon to a museum or collector within the next two years.

According to the defendant's lawyer, a US museum is interested in purchasing the Panther tank. Many US historians argue it was the most efficient such vehicle deployed by Germany during World War Two.

The lawyer also said that a number of German collectors had approached the defendant over other items, which included assault rifles and pistols, local media report.

Local authorities raided the property in 2015 after receiving a tip-off about the building's contents by colleagues in Berlin, who had earlier searched the home for stolen Nazi art.

It took about 20 soldiers almost nine hours to extract the Panther tank - which was without its tracks - from the property.

Local media reported that the man had been seen one winter using the tank as a snow plough.

 

The Panzer Division? (A few gone awol )

Metropole Theatre, Berlin (1939) - Bing video

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What is this normality you speak of?

 

https://news.sky.com/story/man-lock...o-years-in-case-of-mistaken-identity-12372277

 

Was he mad?
Well he wasn't very happy about it.

 

The world is going to shyte. Imagining nonsense won't stop that trajectory, eh?

 

An anonymous eBayer turned to online shopping to drown his sorrows after watching England lose in the Euro 2020 final against Italy.

The man, who hails from Coalville, Leicestershire, said he headed to bed to sleep off the heavy boozing session - forgetting all about his rather unusual purchase.

It was only the next day, when he received a shipping notification confirming his purchase was on its way, that he remembered what he'd ordered on eBay.

Posting on the Spotted Whitwick page, he said: "So it arrived in the post earlier than expected today and needless to say I am mortified.

"I was at work so my neighbour, who has just moved in, agreed to sign for it when I was out - to add to my horror. I dread to know what she is thinking."

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https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1472249/eBay-customer-embarrassing-purchase-drunk