Shortest press conference ever? No questions for Porto's Conceicao. https://www.bbc.com/sport/av/football/56346261
Some of you old ****ers will remember it first hand so why you can’t just chip in and tell him I don’t know... https://twitter.com/philwinteruoh/status/1370322839971229697?s=21
The lady scientist is suggesting it was the moles. My theory is it was due to the The Day of the Triffids. It may,however, be closer to home - the Cod Wars with the Icelandic fishermen. Most likely enhanced when Eidur Gudjohnsen was transferred to Chelsea and brought his radiant cosmic smile with him. I'm surprised he never played for Torquay United. It's a minor coincidence that ex-City player Dougie Clarke caused some havoc in his Devonian period.
I found this time machine when looking for a music track. It's 15 minutes of today, that will take those of a certain age back a few decades.