A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?". In a hushed voice the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I'm a 6ft black belt, the guy next to me is 16 stone and plays rugby and the guy the other side is a 20 stone wrestler. We are all blonde. Think about it, are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves... Nah, think of something else, yours doesn't scan.
My wife, “What are you chuckling at?” Me,“You know that famous painting by Munch?”. My wife,”No.” Cheers Dutch. My response regarding her Philistine, uninformed tendencies and references to she would be better off engaging in intellectual pursuits instead of watching trash on TV (ie stuff I don)t like)has led to a frosty silence which I hope is over by the time I want my next meal.
I was like "how the ****ing **** have I never noticed that before", but its photoshopped, so normality has been restored.