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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    The no new owners thread has more than double the number of pages of this thread.
     
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  2. Dr. Stanley

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    Yeah?
     
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  3. Des Head

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    Yeah, but I bet you can't sort the first post out.
     
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  4. Des Head

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    A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?".

    In a hushed voice the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I'm a 6ft black belt, the guy next to me is 16 stone and plays rugby and the guy the other side is a 20 stone wrestler. We are all blonde. Think about it, are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

    The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
     
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  5. rovertiger

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Mr Hatem

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    Five blonde women?
     
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  7. Ron Burguvdy

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  8. Des Head

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    I'll ask my wife but pencil me in for a "yes".
     
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  9. Ernie Shackleton

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    Four calling birds
    Three French hens
    Two turtle doves...


    Nah, think of something else, yours doesn't scan.
     
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  10. Ron Burguvdy

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  12. DMD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Mr Hatem

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  14. Barchullona

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    My wife, “What are you chuckling at?” Me,“You know that famous painting by Munch?”. My wife,”No.”
    Cheers Dutch. My response regarding her Philistine, uninformed tendencies and references to she would be better off engaging in intellectual pursuits instead of watching trash on TV (ie stuff I don)t like)has led to a frosty silence which I hope is over by the time I want my next meal.
     
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  15. Anal Frank Fingers

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    I was like "how the ****ing **** have I never noticed that before", but its photoshopped, so normality has been restored.
     
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  16. dennisboothstash

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    Philistines were very well educated
    They’d have been right there with you
     
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  17. Barchullona

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    I know. But our lass isn’t well educated enough to know that they weren’t Philistines.
     
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  18. Ron Burguvdy

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  20. Ron Burguvdy

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    Sadly they released me, apparently they had nothing to go on ... it was cold :(
     
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