Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Wonder if there's owt in there about how he ****ed the band off at the end of the gig without telling 'em. Right ****s trick.

 

The handy Picnic Bog ideal for al fresco ****s.

 

I thought it was pronounced fadge - no wonder I got chucked out of Tesco when I asked the shop girl if she had a large fadge

 

Anyone remember the fadge shop down Princes Ave. cracking big sandwich very late at night.?

 

Some sucker will take her up on her offer

 

Looks like an old Leonardo Da Vinci sketch now. Still criminal damage though.

 

It doesn't help it's a Grade 1 listed building, should never touch a building like that.
I live on an estate where all the buildings are Grade 2 listed, i'd go ****ing mental if some twat did that to our homes.

 

You've got to ask yourself who they hired in to 'TRY' and clean that off?

Stevie Wonder,? or maybe they've found a new job for Mandelson,removing graffiti?

 

Arnetts

 

That’s the one

 

Ear, Ear!

 

The weather is wild. Loving it.

Was just saying the other day we've hardly had any thunderstorms the past couple of years. Far less than I'd usually expect.

Maybe I've imagined it.

 

Ye nice bit of lightning

 

Was it fork? Or did I just mishear the weather person on the BBC?

 

You should go mental if the police started arresting protesting pensioners for terrorist offences. Much more sacred than a building.