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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. rovertiger

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    <laugh>
     
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    Did he drive his Chevy to the levee and then the levee was dry?
     
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    Ooo matron
     
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    Do you even know what I was referring to?
     
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    Seems he got put away for 20-life, been in 30 so far, due out next year!
     
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    Supposedly the only evidence against him was someone said he confessed while drunk. Rumour has it that insurance companies wouldn't pay out if the levee had failed of it's own accord...
     
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    Why the **** didn't I know about this when going through my two divorces? :emoticon-0145-shake

     
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    Harsh, I could have done with one of those after my last house move. Years of junk kept for sentimental reasons got a ruthless approach, the staff at the local recycling centre almost knew my first name*. :emoticon-0138-think
    *That ****.

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    If you knew my exwives mate, you wouldn't think it harsh. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches.
    During her court appearance the judge asked the lady
    “So tell me why did you steal the peaches?” to which the old lady replied,
    “Your honor I was very hungry because my husband and I have no money to eat”.
    The judge then asked the old lady “How many peaches were in the tin?”
    “Six” she replied.
    “Ok, I’m going to give you one day in prison for each peach.”
    All of a sudden, the wife’s husband stood up and objected the judge’s ruling.
    “Your honor I have to admit, last week she stole a can of peas”.
     
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  18. TwoWrights

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    Met *** when you were there you dozy git, the old saying though is 'few know what goes on behind closed doors'. :emoticon-0138-think


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    Don't tell 'some', but that's a Chubby Brown one. :emoticon-0138-think


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  20. rovertiger

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    No mate, the one I was at City with home and away was my girlfriend, we lived together but never married.
     
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