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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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    A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks for the official who deals with loans... She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank... She has the Log book, an invoice for the sale and everything checks out.
    The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan... The bank’s Chief Exec and the workers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde, for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5k loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there... Two weeks later, the blonde returns to repay the £5k and £30 interest. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely...But we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire...What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
    The blonde replies... "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £30 and expect it to be there when I return?"
     
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    The one holding the sheep is far too happy. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    The three lads on the left could have made more of an effort
    but I have to applaud the idea
     
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    I hope they told Dale Vince to **** off whilst they were at it. What a nob.
     
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