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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

    Baldrick's Cunning Plan Well-Known Member

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    A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

    They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sensual statistics.

    He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sensual statistics.

    It identifies that American Indians have the longest average manhood and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.

    By the way my name is Jill

    What's yours?”

    He coolly replies, “Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you.”
     
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  2. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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  9. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Finally flying to NZ Friday, they are certainly tough when it comes to issuing work visa's.
     
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    Ah New Zealand. A good mate of mine has lived there for quite a while and sent this message on Whatsapp earlier, so a national news story today, I kid you not: Wellington, boy falls off bike, gets concussion, someone helps him up, goes to hospital, end of story. National news!
     
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    Safe journey mate.
     
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    Pah, UK, horse faced woman kicked by horse, gets concussion, someone helps her up, goes to hospital, no trolley in a corridor in a&e for her, no 11 hour wait for treatment. International news, if you're Princess Anne. :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    im fully on board with this
     
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    :emoticon-0148-yes::emoticon-0100-smile

    I've been through that place en route from Oslo to Trondheim a number of times. There's a sign on one of the buildings in Hell's railway station that reads "Gods Expedition" which translates into English as " Freight service" or "Cargo handling". Took a photo of it in the mid 60's. The one below is not mine.

    Gods Expedition.JPG
     
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