Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

When I read it first Den, I thought the error was going to say it was 2/12...

 

Career change fella...Then let me know which fast food outlet your based at, and I'll go there to give you some encouragement...'Where's my fecking burger and I wanted it well done.' Stay with what you know best. That's my advice, if asked.

 

Has anyone seen or heard the advert for Booking.com and thought it mildly offensive. They have the knobhead paddy macguiness saying phrases that would normally use ****ing but replaced with the word booking in his stupid exaggerated Bolton accent.
That's booking silly
You must be out of your booking mind
You would be booking mad not too.

 

I’m also surprised they are getting away with it.
Chavs probably like it though.

 

“It’” had been ongoing for a while, Melissa McCarthy has had a stint too.

I think it’s innovative word play.

 

I ain't done one of these for ages....

A Mega Pub Crawl Around Hull Old Town (2nd Visit)

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2kle1znyvo

 

Bit like here?

 

Can watch this over and over! You won't regret it.

 

Copying that....

 

We can do this !!

 

Kanye West takes his naked partner to the grammys.
It really doesn't look good, he comes across as a bullying pimp and she doesn't look happy with it. Or do I have it completely wrong and they are a very loving couple and all her risky outfits are her idea?

 

Looking for a bit of advice.
What’s the best number of roses to give the wife Valentine’s Day?
6, 12, 24 or the whole tin?

 

Didn't know how to embed this twitter thing.