Certainly more savvy than the NFL players in Baltimore ! Or probably can write better poetry than Edgar Allan Poe.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions… Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said to the old man. “Who on earth has paid for this expensive seat but not turned up? They must be mad, do you mind if I sit here?” The old man sadly looked up and said. “For 50yrs I and my darling wife have sat together and watched every major final, but unfortunately she has passed away so I was unable to come, so you can gladly take her place if you like.” The young man thanked him for his kind generosity and sat beside the old man. The young man turned to him and said. “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but as sad as your story is, I have to ask, have you not got any relatives, like a son or grandchild or nephew that you could have brought along with you?” The old man said. “Yes, I have, but they’ve all gone to the funeral.
I've never tried but, our air-fryer has a 'bake' setting so I don't see why not? I sometimes make sourdough or ciabatta. This is my go to and a piece of piss to make ...
Going down to Buenos Aires on Sunday for a week. Not been for 20 years so if anyone has some more up to date suggestions for evening activities... as I'm busy every daytime, would be most welcome!
