Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Yesterday I told the wife the soup wasn't good. It's much better today

 

Is it their cock?

Have I won a prize? Have I? Have I?

 

I'm more proud I don't see my cock in her.

 

I can almost here @TwoWrights typing.

 

She was passable before getting all the work done. We're going way back though.

 

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Miracles may happen, the dead might rise. 'He' tempted me.


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I'm 'here' not there.


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I've never ever liked her, shows how tastes differ eh H?

 

She's just had her 17th boob job.

I mean her pair of boobs have been done for the 17th time, not had the 17th boob done.

 

Not exactly my cuppa but before the surgeries, let's say I've done worse.

 

Please lets not go worse, i'm still taking the tablets.

 

Weird how we see people differently.

 

I met Sam Fox once, I'm sure she fancied me..., but she came out not long after that, so maybe not!!

 

I remember she was very short in height.

 

Was she just the right height bt?

 

Top heavy?


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She certainly had a couple of things going for her.