Don’t know if you ever saw this programme. This clip shows the girl who last saw them as a little girl before they were released back into the wild seeing them after 12 years. What a priceless experience.
There's only one possible response to that... Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea.
As the patient recovers from laser eye surgery, the surgeon comes in and asks if he wants the good news or the bad news first. The patient excitedly asks for the good news. The surgeon says, well, you are about to get a new dog.
Which reminds me. A very old Chubby Brown gag (the punchline somewhat dates it) I had lots of tests done....... What's the verdict doc? Don't buy an LP
His best one was, copper knocks on my door and the wife answers, copper says 'widow Brown?' she replies 'no', he replies 'wanna bet?'. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.