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<smooch><smooch>What inspired this act of romance? Congrats anyway!
I've been married for 40 years soon and I can recommend it if you marry a Norwich girl!<smooch><bubbly>
 
Congratulations you lucky man! <cheers>

Quick word of advice from a man as single as me (so not really advice)! Dont let your best man organise paintballing. Went to the stag do for the last wedding I went to. We played a game of shoot the stag in the sacks... I got mistaken for the stag! IT HURTS!!! Was worse for the stag though as he got shot on his ring finger!

I think Dave needs to give you a key to the cabinet from now until at least the honeymoon!
 
Groom is standing in the church on his big day, he's got a huge grin on his face.

Best man says what are you so happy about?

Groom answers got the most amazing blow job of my life last night and now I'm marrying her.

Bride is walking up the aisle with a huge smile, her dad says why are you smiling so much?

Bride replies "I gave my last ever blow job last night!"


PS Congrats mate
 
I'll give you some advice, PC...

FFS mate, you're 23 years old! Take it from me, no man should even consider marriage before the age of 30, probably later!! You've got so much to do with your life, places to go, people to meet...etc...

Don't **** it up by getting married at 23 ****ing years old!!!

You'll regret it!!

Sorry if I come across as harsh, but believe me, I'm only telling you the way it is!

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West Lynn bor, ignore the advice from those envious of your good fortune. Hope like me you marry a West Norfolk gal, we've been together through thick and thin, good times and the bad now for 56 years and I still wouldn't swap her.

Hope your wedding day shines on both of you and you enjoy a lifetime of wedded bliss.
 
Geez Welly don't bring the blue doom and gloom into this thread!

CS, I'm sure everyone in the Delia Dome wishes you and the future Mrs CS all the best. Congratulations!! It's just about beer o'clock down under.... Cheers! <cheers>
 
wellyblue said:
I'll give you some advice, PC...

FFS mate, you're 23 years old! Take it from me, no man should even consider marriage before the age of 30, probably later!! You've got so much to do with your life, places to go, people to meet...etc...

Don't **** it up by getting married at 23 ****ing years old!!!

You'll regret it!!

Sorry if I come across as harsh, but believe me, I'm only telling you the way it is!

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With the greatest possible respect chap

F##k off, you know nothing about this guy and his partner for all you know they've been childhood sweethearts and living together since 16 with 2 children.

Don't piss on their bonfire. 23 is youngish but they know themselves and its not unusual to be engaged for a couple of years these days too.

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