And Another One!

But women don't like Gas.

Hardly surprising as he shows me more attention on here than he does his ugly spasticated partners.

 

That's been my problem, women do like me and it's caused me a whole lot of grief not to mention money.

Life would have been so much simpler if I'd been an impotent homosexual like you.

 

Yeah, keep telling yourself that sonny.

In denial.

 

Women don't like me

 

In denial of what ya daft old fud

 

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ER's ex-wife.

 

Keep telling you Tarquin, she ain't my ex yet.

 

Young enough to be his granddaughter too the dirty old git.

 

I thought this was you current 10th wife.

 

That field will be rubbish for metal detecting now, inconsiderate bastards:

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