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Anal sex?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Nov 30, 2012.

  1. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    The perfect way to **** up your tablets.

    I remember firing into that ****e at a night one new years eve...best pills for years ****ed unless I kept belting that gak<grr>
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I reckon if you have enough anal sex, your arsehole will stretch wide enough that piles shouldn't be an issue.
    Just a theory mind.
     
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  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I've only ever taken the marmite motorway once, and I liked it. Too many birds look at me like I've asked if I can get their dog involved when I mention anal.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How many times have you gt the dog involved?
     
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  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Never. Well, not with a bird anyway.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    His ears hear him saying "Can I shag ye up the arse?"

    His mouth says "Can I shag yer dug?"

    One of these days a burd is gonny agree and lead in a whippet for his pleasure.
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Not had piles for years. IIRC pushing them back up was the way forward. I remember seeing a pic of one once, looked like a snooker ball <yikes>
     
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  8. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I like to pretend we're Dean Gaffney and Wellard
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Which one of yer boyfriends plays Dean?
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I love anal sex... it's hotter, tighter and much more demeaning to the bitch that let's me do it...


    ...when I was hammered one night, an ex girlfriend stuck a finger up my arse while she was sucking me off... wasn't too bad as I recall, but I was rather uncomfortable in the arse region for a couple of days afterwards.

    <knatsarse>
     
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  11. Sweats

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    My Mrs said she wanted some anal fun the other night..


    I slipped some laxatives in her hot chocolate.. <ok>
     
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