The perfect way to **** up your tablets. I remember firing into that ****e at a night one new years eve...best pills for years ****ed unless I kept belting that gak
I reckon if you have enough anal sex, your arsehole will stretch wide enough that piles shouldn't be an issue. Just a theory mind.
I've only ever taken the marmite motorway once, and I liked it. Too many birds look at me like I've asked if I can get their dog involved when I mention anal.
His ears hear him saying "Can I shag ye up the arse?" His mouth says "Can I shag yer dug?" One of these days a burd is gonny agree and lead in a whippet for his pleasure.
Not had piles for years. IIRC pushing them back up was the way forward. I remember seeing a pic of one once, looked like a snooker ball
I love anal sex... it's hotter, tighter and much more demeaning to the bitch that let's me do it... ...when I was hammered one night, an ex girlfriend stuck a finger up my arse while she was sucking me off... wasn't too bad as I recall, but I was rather uncomfortable in the arse region for a couple of days afterwards. <knatsarse>
My Mrs said she wanted some anal fun the other night.. I slipped some laxatives in her hot chocolate..