Stanley Laurel and Oliver Hardy = 'Heavy and Lean' is ultra-drollery Penis enhancement surgeries = Nurse, get me spare nine inches Eve Ensler's 'The vagina monologues' = Loose heroine's vulva engagements Narcissism = Man's crisis Italian duce Benito Mussolini = Noisome built-in lunatic ideas Arsenal Football Club = Bores all but local fan....(sorry COYG)... The actress Marilyn Monroe = Screen-honey, immortal star Southampton FC = O, match's top fun..... The great singer Bob Marley = Best reggae - no harm & liberty
Birmingham City - A Bitchy Rimming Everton - Even Rot Truro City - City Or Rut? Hayes & Yeading - Gay Hyenas Die Queens Park Rangers - Ranger Spanks Queer Notts County - Cottony Nuts
Hampshire County Cricket Club = I'm the cherub's plucky narcotic Sussex County Cricket Club = Suck sexy, succinct trouble