An ode to Ralph

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SaintMarv

SaintMarv

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Ralph Hasenhuttl
Known as the Austrian Klopp
He came to Southampton
And saved us from the drop
He got the best out of Prowsey
And Nathan Redmond too
Neither had been scoring goals
But now they have a few
Even Long scored a goal
Surely it would not last
He ended up with a few more
And one was flipping fast
It is a Premiership record
For our hard working Shane
The Hornet's well and truly stung
It's a pity we drew that game
Ralph never made a signing
He stuck with what he had
Choosing to use youth as well
Is he flipping mad?
The answer to that was no
Coz we did not go down
He also shipped Hoedt out on loan
The useless bleeding clown
Hopefully next season
With a few players coming in
He will play the type of football
That leaves us with a grin
So a big thank you from us fans
I would like to say
I hopes he's here for a long time
Doing things the Ralphampton way
 
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Well that's my attempt anyone else fancy a go?
It doesn't have to be about Ralph just Saints related
 
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I've taken SaintMarv's original and changed it slightly. Hope you like it.

Ralph Hasenhüttl

He's got the best out of Prowsey
And Nathan Redmond too
Neither had been scoring
But now they do.
 
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SaintMarv said:
Ralph Hasenhuttl
Known as the Austrian Klopp
He came to Southampton
And saved us from the drop
He got the best out of Prowsey
And Nathan Redmond too
Neither had been scoring goals
But now they have a few
Even Long scored a goal
Surely it would not last
He ended up with a few more
And one was flipping fast
It is a Premiership record
For our hard working Shane
The Hornet's well and truly stung
It's a pity we drew that game
Ralph never made a signing
He stuck with what he had
Choosing to use youth as well
Is he flipping mad?
The answer to that was no
Coz we did not go down
He also shipped Hoedt out on loan
The useless bleeding clown
Hopefully next season
With a few players coming in
He will play the type of football
That leaves us with a grin
So a big thank you from us fans
I would like to say
I hopes he's here for a long time
Doing things the Ralphampton way
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That's really good St Marv. <applause>
 
TheSecondStain said:
Are you sure? Hold your finger down on the letter.
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Am sure TSS, I haven’t changed from the default keyboard, and if you hold your finger down, it gives you the second character on each key, like the shift key on a full size keyboard. I haven't bothered to change cos I hardly ever write anything in foreign

Edit have göt âll thé førèign bits n bōbs now
 
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Rorschach's Journal said:
Am sure TSS, I haven’t changed from the default keyboard, and if you hold your finger down, it gives you the second character on each key, like the shift key on a full size keyboard. I haven't bothered to change cos I hardly ever write anything in foreign

Edit have göt âll thé førèign bits n bōbs now
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Hehe, that's almost the most umlaut and accent ridden sentence I've ever seen. Of course, there's Finnish. That puts any lettered language to shame.
Incidentally, I routinely write stuff in Italian to my brother to keep in practice, but I'm learning German and, once in a blue Moon, Russian. So I have those 3 keyboards apart from English. As my brother texted me only 5 minutes ago - 10 years ago this was practically impossible. Yep.
 
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Libby said:
His name is Hasenhuttl,
Like Klopp but his teeth are clean,
And if he wants a guarantee
He'll buy a washing machine!

Ohhhhhhhhh
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****ing hell 8 likes... I thought it was pretty **** tbh n was just straight off top of my head :emoticon-0178-rock:

Might try n get that going at an away next year if I'm drinking again.
 
fatletiss said:
We should really confuse the opposition fans and sing that stupid song from a few years back:

“Mcdonald’s, Mcdonald’s
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Rabbit Hutch”
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You Bar steward I've been singing that for the last half hour can't get it out of my head
 
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