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Discussion in 'Charlton' started by Typical part 2, Sep 28, 2024.

  1. Part Time Crombie Model

    Part Time Crombie Model Well-Known Member

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    There is a way back for Global, but he needs to publicly apologise on ITTV.

    His decision to wedge his proboscis so firmly between Methven’s buttock cheeks was an even bigger tactical error than Nathan Jones’ adherence to 3-5-2.
     
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  2. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    He's going through the club with slagging people off.

    Scott first, then Rodwell, then Charlie boy.

    If only they had listened to him<doh>
     
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  3. Squareball

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Maybe they did with regards to Ahadme
     
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  4. Dick Plumb1

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    How’s Ahadme doing? Put some money on May scoring on Saturday. It just puzzled me that Reams hung his hat on Ahadme so fully. Saying all the things that May couldn’t do, rather than what he could do. Which is score over twenty goals last season. We finally had a goal scorer who could net you twenty goals. I firmly believe that without his goals last season we would be flirting with relegation. I don’t feel that the forwards will be scoring twenty goals if you could combine their goals. Ahadme’s strengths rely on attacking balls from crosses. What do we do? Play with no width. Plus our set pieces and crossing is appalling.
     
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  5. Part Time Crombie Model

    Part Time Crombie Model Well-Known Member

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    There’s a damning statistic about Ahadme on CL.

    Of the 11 goals he scored last season, only 3 were from open play with his feet.
     
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    You could tell that from the way he powered home his o.g.
     
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  7. Dick Plumb1

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    It was an excellent finish.<laugh>
     
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  8. Part Time Crombie Model

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    Very quiet over on our sister forum ITTV today - no posts all day <yikes> Not one.

    Two theories for this -

    1. Global too busy, being interviewed for the Cardiff job.
    2. Hawtrey has put the 8 regular posters on there into a deep trance :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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  9. Part Time Crombie Model

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    Update on “nul posts” on ITTV today.

    3 new suggestions have now reached me:

    1. Mundell has crashed their server, after his latest 10,000 word post explaining xG.

    2. Global has locked it, while he films the latest Deadpool sequel with Ryan Reynolds.

    3. ITTV’s 8 regular posters are all too busy trying to discover what a “box midfield” is.
     
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  10. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    3 Bexley thinks he knows what it is, but he spells it bocks and is a bit confused.
    2 Ivor is off to the States as the Cardiff journos are camped outside his squat.
     
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  11. lardiman

    lardiman We can rebuild him
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    Some South African midfielders?
    We did pretty well historically with a few of those guys in the team <ok>
     
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  12. Dick Plumb1

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    How long before we hear that the Fat Controller is closing the forum fella if more people don’t post. Then doesn’t do it. He has threatened to close ITTV more times than I have opened a new forum.
     
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  13. Typical part 2

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    That’s a dead forum.. Always has been. I only read it for the car crash postings of the global throberator. He has cut too many branches from his tree and is left with just a stump.
     
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  14. Part Time Crombie Model

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    Only small flickers of life on our sister forum ITTV today :emoticon-0101-sadsm

    A modest increase from “nul posts” to just a handful.

    I would have advised Global to contact our own @Dick Plumb1 for urgent tips on how to run a successful Charlton forum, but I fear it’s too late.

    I have been told tonight that moves are afoot to replace Global with someone who would be a definite upgrade - Valleydobson :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  15. ElfsborgAddick

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    He knows his stuff.
     
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    Can’t get on the site this morning- maybe it’s imploded with lack of traffic on there
     
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  17. Part Time Crombie Model

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    As members of Charlton’s second biggest forum, we should all be concerned to see our smaller sister forum struggling in this way.

    I have suggested via private channels that we dispatch a rescue task force over to ITTv comprising @Dick Plumb1 and @ElfsborgAddick

    Failing that, perhaps we might all consider purchasing the occasional half time beverage to help save ITTV?
     
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  18. Part Time Crombie Model

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    They have started a thread about our thread on “nul posts” on ITTV <cheers>

    It’s great that so many ITTV posters look in on here every day, and let’s be honest, away from the heavy handed censorship of Kim Jung Reams, we agree on so much -

    1. The SMT are duds,
    2. The budget isn’t big enough,
    3. The squad won’t get promotion,
    4. Seriously Red (Charles Hawtrey lookalike) is a crashing bore.
     
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  19. lardiman

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    There's a good bunch of fans over there I think.
    They've mostly just been cowed into lurking and adding the occasional 'like' because none of them want to tread on an eggshell by expressing how they really feel about certain matters.

    Methven & Co can spin all they like.
    The truth comes out every Saturday when fans can see for themselves what's really happening.
     
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  20. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    Ivor, I know you are looking in. Put me on with your plebs and I promise to behave.
     
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