**** it, lets take the piss out of Chelsea today, lets have all your egg jyokes, puns, n stuff... I want at least a dozen!
Is anyone unhappy that Chelsea poached Willian off us?
Is anyone unhappy that Chelsea poached Willian off us?

Mourinho?
Eggsactly
When Jose gives his youngsters the day off, I wonder if they go and get laid.
Might be a good time to poach Mata?
There'll be an almighty scramble for his signature.