Best city you've had a night out in? Vegas/Paphos Worst place you've had a night out in? Hull/Norwich
Thats **** all. In Portugal we were betting a case of beer on a direct tank hit with 66's. ****ing about. The pop up sight nearly took the top of my thumb off.
Not easy. Phnom Phen,Plymouth or even Nottingham for best. Worst, Sunderland, Pompey where i managed to stay alive.
Sunderland? Is it crap for a neet oot? Where'd you go in Nottingham? I've been out there loads of times.
Sunderland can be canny. Really good at times. Just a few bad mishaps. 3 days in hospital with a crushed throat. Bounchers Chambers Fractured wrist.. Bouncers Ku club. Mate stabbed.. outside Beehive. Plus more. Mind ive had probably worse here, but its like water of a ducks back now. Im just about over yet another throat injury by some Scandy weightlifting puff. Telling everyone i nearly blinded him. Overgrown ***.
How did you nearly blind him? To be fair, if you're eating pint glasses a fractured wrist is not really worth mentioning
It was a case of misunderstanding We were having a drink together, then he went psycho when i called the whore a cheap skank. I got a bruised throat and a chomped finger. He got blurred vision for a few days. Oh well. Edit to answer. I tried to pop it out. I could hardly breathe. He had me.
I look forward to coming to Pattaya and having a few beers with you, going home with HIV and no eyes.
**** off this **** may have killed me. He is ****ing huge. I do what i have to do. Its why i never spoke before. Next time we bump into each other should be fun.
Worst thing I've ever eaten was swill. We had to do a 48 hr e&e exercise & that's all we got offered. The bastards even put a dead rat on top of the bin. You just had to shove your arm in & take a lucky dip. I came out with a few spuds which I was happy with. It was either that or nowt for two days. Best thing I've eaten is kangaroo steak.
Not as goid a pot noodles. Its nearly 1am. Im ootside in me shorts. I wanna buck the russian tramp un the opposite block.