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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well he certainly won his sister in law D cups.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You would though, and don't say you wouldn't cos you only shag grade-a muff, you don't know what you get up to when you're in a mess.

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    It's about time this thread went off topic anyhow, 7 ****ing pages!
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Saved in 'Birds' :emoticon-0111-blush . . . . cheers <cheers>
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Yabba yabba do. Barney get me raptor condom.
     
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    Dog **** left lying by lazy, ignorant owners.
    What do you think about that?
     
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  6. Commachio

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    True. I usually only last 7 ****ing posts.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Random. Was the owner a fat trollop who couldnt bend over?
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I've started picking it up if it's within 100 yards of my house, I carry **** bags around with me when I'm walking the dog anyhow, I'd much rather pick it up than step in it in the dark and drag it through my house.

    I'm gonna save them all up and leave them in a wrapped-up box at Christmas for my ****ing ****er dustbin men. <ok>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What's the worst thing you've ever eaten and regretted on the way out?

    What's the nicest thing you've ever eaten... I'm sure we're all looking forward to Billy's answer here <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Worst for me was a bbq frog
    Head and everythimg


    **** i was ill.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    BBQ Frog for **** sake.

    That's made me need a ****.
     
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  12. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    If there were any females on here :)bandit:) we might have had an answer that we're probably all thinking about :angel: . . . . but there aren't any so we'll just have to stay in the dark (won't we ?) :emoticon-0138-think

    I feel a song coming on . . . .

    :emoticon-0159-musicCum on Feel the Noise:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Is that all.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Where was that in Thailand, street food? They don't have fridges you know they just leave their food outside in tepid water that foxes and rats **** in and folk eat that **** like it's going out of fashion!
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Yes.

    Although i did used to eat earthworms, beer glasses,and pineapple chunkied out the pisser. Or drink am ashtray mixed with tab ends and beer.

    For bets.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    How do you eat a beer glass?

    Them urinal lozenges look quite tasty after a few shandies <laugh>
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Looks a bit dry.
     
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    it might look that way but it is far from dry
    not soggy or stodgy tho
    that wouldn't be cake
    that would be vomit
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Glass is quite easy. Just gotta grind it well with your teeth.


    Pineapple chunkies. Ffs. It could have gone so wrong.

    It wasnt even a one of. Regular bets.
     
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