All I rememeber from my visit to Florida is Cheeburger Cheeburger... I think our mascot should be a dinosaur.
If you want scary...those Angels from Doctor Who. Park one in front of the away supporters....they'd never take their eyes off it.
Sorry chaps (and chapesses) - it's got to be a tiger shark. Reasons - they get rid of their stripes as they get older - From the Nat Geo magazine - "Tiger sharks are named for the dark, vertical stripes found mainly on juveniles. As these sharks mature, the lines begin to fade and almost disappear."
A ****ing Honey Badger. Many think that we're small, but get too close and we'll rip your ****ing face off.
I wouldn't say we were critically endangered or so old fashioned. Perhaps pompey could have the bellbird as a mascot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnu8QbpImWw They are cool.