Don't think i've seen this one on the thread so far... Amy Winehouse bumps into Princess Di not long after getting through the pearly gates. "Why's your halo black?" "You're still off your tits Winehouse, that's a ****ing steering wheel"
Two detectives are in Amy Winehouses flat. One says to the other, 'I've never heard of her, what was she famous for?' The other copper replies, 'She was a very well known musician'. First detective looks around and says, 'What did she play? The ****ing spoons?'