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Amy Winehouse Dead Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jul 23, 2011.

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  1. PointyBirds

    PointyBirds Member

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    Did you hear about the dsylexic pimp?

    He bought a Winehouse.



    ****.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jul 23, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    With the news of Amy Winehouse's death, many people have been expressing their sympathies for her drug dealer, claiming that he would go out of business. I feel no such sympathy.

    He made a killing today.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 23, 2011
  3. Trypsin-1

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    with the scandals surrounding horse racing this year, locking one overdosed on ketamine in a camden flat until it dies is not gonna do them any favours...
     
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    Trypsin-1, Jul 23, 2011
  4. shopshire addick

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    Amy Winehouse dies of drink and drug overdose. She's only got herself to blame. They tried to send her to rehab but she said no no no !
     
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    shopshire addick, Jul 23, 2011
  5. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    Sick bastards <grr>




































    <whistle>
     
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    Admiral Pure, Jul 23, 2011
  6. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    Oh ffs <laugh><laugh>

    Someone explain to him.
     
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    Admiral Pure, Jul 23, 2011
  7. SFCbwSFC

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    She was very talented compared to the sh1te you hear from our ****1ng (talentless) darling Cherly Cole.......would be much happier if she died <ok>
    Not too bothered by Winehouse though
     
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    SFCbwSFC, Jul 23, 2011
  8. Walsall Aces

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    81 guests viewing! You sick bastards....you...
     
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    Walsall Aces, Jul 23, 2011
  9. MFC_Lion

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    MFC_Lion, Jul 23, 2011
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    There was over 500 about an hour ago. The bastards must be sticking 'amy winehouse dead jokes into Google <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 23, 2011

  11. Walsall Aces

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    <laugh>
     
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    Walsall Aces, Jul 23, 2011
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Her Dad Mitch is devastated. Bang goes his career.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 23, 2011
  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    There will be a few pay cheques on the strength of this Dev and I wouldn't put anyone off backing him to pop up on some 'celeb' show. I seen that Jeff guy who has kids to Jade Goody in one of the tabloids last week. He has a problem page for parents. Decent industry is death.
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 23, 2011
  14. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    "It wasn't a drug overdose. It was acupuncture done wrong." Rio Ferdinand on twitter.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jul 23, 2011
  15. John Smith

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    You're joking?

    That dopey ****'s going to get in trouble for that one...
     
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    John Smith, Jul 23, 2011
  16. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    I find it brilliant that I typed 'Amy Winehouse Dead Jokes' in google, and the top search result brought me home here! Good work lads! <ok>
     
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    Amin Arrears, Jul 23, 2011
  17. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    She died doing what she enjoyed...
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Jul 23, 2011
  18. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Come on chaps this is some top quality advertisement for the site! Thousands of people will look at this over the coming days, lets get some serious jokes goin
     
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    Amin Arrears, Jul 23, 2011
  19. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    She's gone to that great stable in the sky to be with her grandparent's...Seabiscuit and Arkle.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jul 23, 2011
  20. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jul 23, 2011
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