This wasn't your place for the best airline advice was it. But you learned some right boring **** about guinness you really didn't need to recompense.
So apparently you can get 6 goats in exchange for 1 cow, but the better deal is a half dozen split between goats and sheep which will net you 3 cows. Time limited offer though I heard.
Nope, my missus is Vegetarian so that means we basically cook Vegetarian meals at home. But I'm not Veggie