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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Looking through the news and found these 2 nuggets of the bizzare world of the US of A.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44349521

    An off-duty FBI agent accidentally shot a bystander in the leg when his gun fell from its holster as he cavorted on the dance-floor of a bar in Denver, Colorado, police said.

    Video widely shared on Twitter shows the agent strutting his stuff and then performing a backflip.

    The gun falls to the floor and, as the agent goes to grab it, fires a shot.

    The fellow customer hit by the bullet was taken to hospital with a non-life-threatening injury.

    It is unclear if the agent, who has not been named, will face charges or disciplinary action.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44344859

    An American schoolteacher has been charged after allegedly feeding a sick puppy to a snapping turtle in front of his students.

    Robert Crosland, who teaches in Preston, Idaho, was charged with misdemeanour animal cruelty.

    After the incident in March the turtle was "humanely euthanized" as it is considered an invasive species.

    Mr Crosland could be jailed for up to six months and fined up to $5,000 (£3,700) if convicted.

     
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    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    That second bloke should have his testicles removed by a snapping turtle.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I love this bit...

    It is unclear if the agent, who has not been named, will face charges or disciplinary action.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    How is that even a question ? <laugh> Crazy attitudes to guns in the US. Obviously an FBI agent will be carrying one, but to have it loaded and tucked into your trousers, and then be doing back flips and fire off a round ?! madness
     
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    Sick puppy indeed. I’m surprised one of those American schoolchildren didn’t take out their firearm and shoot that teacher.
     
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  6. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Then he just walks off without checking everyone was ok.
     
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  7. Zanjinho

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    I've not eaten sick puppy yet...
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> Yeah, I'm off to the bar like. Nothing to see here.
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    Why the **** would you take a loaded gun out with you on a piss up/pub crawl? FFS <doh>
    How could you possibly not think that would end badly?

    "It is unclear if the agent, who has not been named, will face charges or disciplinary action."
    <laugh> REALLY?!
    He takes his service weapon, loaded, out on a piss up, drops it when he is farting around on the dance floor, then shoots a civilian whilst pissed, and its UNCLEAR whether he will be facing disciplinary action? <laugh>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    There's a vid....

     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That's the trouble with America - not enough guns in schools.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I shouldn't laugh but that is ****ing hilarious - love that he holds his hands up after putting his gun back basically saying yeah it's all good lets just get another beer.

    He won't get charged. He could have pulled his gun out then found the closest black guy and shot him in the face point blank and he wouldn't get charged.
     
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  13. Bodinki

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    And thats why America is ****ed
    And they say Europe is finished, and we have let the muslims take over <laugh>

    You have more chance of being accidently shot to death by a toddler in the US than you do of being killed by an Islamic terrorist <laugh>

    And our society is ****ed? <doh>
     
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    The turtle was killed ffs
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

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    And he has a bullet in the chamber, on top of all of that.
    There's no safety on it and it appears to have a very twitchy trigger and he goes out on the piss with a round loaded?
    What a ****ing moron.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Who says that? <laugh>

    We live in unity ffs!
     
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  17. Bodinki

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    Nutjobs in the US.

    Watch this, one of the funniest ****ing interviews I have ever seen.

     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You've got more chance of being shot in America by a fellow American than you have standing on a ladder in Aleppo waving a flag with I love Trump painted on it.
     
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  19. Bodinki

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    **** yeah, I hadn't even considered that! <laugh>
    What a ****ing idiot.
    There are so many ways he could have avoided this
    a) By not taking the gun
    But if he was going to take the gun.....
    b) have it holstered properly
    c) Make sure the safety is on
    d) Make sure there isnt a round in the chamber

    The calamitous amounts of negligent **** ups that would be required to make this incident a possibility, ALL happened, thanks to this guys retardation.
    He has to be disciplined surely.
    at the very least the guy who was shot needs to be suing him.
     
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    “Frankly I choked on my porridge and thought it must be April’s Fools Day. This guy is clearly a complete idiot." - David Cameron.
    That's a genuine quote about that interview.
     
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