Amazing Idea for a thread

Piff and tosh. Have any of you had kids? Are you telling me my children who were both around 7lb and could almost fit on the palm of my hand will have the same tiny piggy eyes when they are an adult. Another example of received wisdom that you can't back up with proof.

That's why QI started, to de-bunk stuff like this.

 

i just did <for research purposes) and i can confirm its true

 

Have you got 3 hands? I am squeezing my left thumb, which is part of the fist but i can t put my finger in my throat as well

 

squeeze your left thumb with your left fist .... then use your right index finger

 

maybe you just dont have a gag reflex to begin with?

<naturalbornpornstar>

 

Bristol will be under water in ten years you ****, then we'll see who's laughing

 

It's impossible to put imaginary salt in your mouth using an imaginary salt shaker with your eyes closed

 

Will do

 

My eyes are exactly the same size as when I was born.

 

True but my house value will go up cos it`s at the top of a hill

 

I'm going to try that right now.
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You're right

 

hi toby

 

I would love to put a web cam on every ****ers pc now and watch this going on...who actually does it, the attention it attracts in the office and if anyone honks all over their desk

How did you get on Gas?

 

I have moved on to cucumbers now, if that goes well i have a corn on the cob........Great tip

 

Have you changed the subject?

 

But who created your eyes? Can we ask Fan With No Brain to join in?

 

Sea views - you lucky bastard !

 

There has to be some sort of benefit to living in that backward ****e hole, and being able to look over it rather than at it sounds good to me

 

It`s really quite a nice place overall, the thing that ****s it up is the view of South Wales from certain viewpoints.

Then again looking across the Bristol Channel/Severn Estuary on a clear day and seeing that Godawful ****e hole that is Wales makes me apreciate how lucky I am. It is also proof that God truly does exist.