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natural gas ?

 

When you anal penetrate, sometimes it sounds like gas escaping.

 

Guiness also causes this strange phenomenon

 

Dev tell all of us gathered round of your most exciting arrest ... did it involve sex,drugs and sausage rolls , were the bad guys wearing medallions ?

 

In 10 years I never arrested a single solitary person.



That is a fact.

 

Although I did get arrested in a Glasgow night club and was accused of being a drug dealer.

 

its free nitrogen in the gaps between your joints

 

and you went along with it so as not to blow your cover ?

 

You can't hum while holding your nose closed. Try it , go on

 

I usually eat or watch TV in the gaps between my joints

 

Nah, I got suspened for 2 years on full pay.

 

I can make a mouth organ type sound if i close my mouth but hum? No

 

you are no sonny crocket

 

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I said a sandbag

 

I used to not wear socks like Sonny Crocket.

Does that count?

 

I prefer Uncle Dev's Tales round the old campfire.

I'm off to get some marshmallows.

 

one for the ladies and gays


Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX.

 

no one's actually gonna try that hash.