Amazing Idea for a thread

You're obviously not a vegetarian.

 

Yea well the ****s that made that frozen planet thing can **** off and stay there hugging their icebergs untill global warming drowns them

 

Whalist.

 

It may depend a lot on your diet and the amount of food you consume?

 

I'll bet you don't like the (mainly) black ones you whale racist.

update: Whalist

 

They are all black and white however some are more white and some being more black have a rough time

 

I have an idea. What about random facts?

Do you know your eyes remain the same size throughout your whole life?

 

yes i do and anyone i tell doesnt ever believe me

 

Strawberries are the only fruit with their seeds on the outside of the fruit.

 

I imagine you have dreamy blue eyes? Would I be right?

 

1 main meal a day & 4 litres of cider, does this conclude your statement?

 

any more facts? not daft ones that are clearly made up like a duck's echo doesnt echo

 

indeed you are dev ... (and theyre both looking the same direction too unlike some people who have blue eyes, one blue east and one blue west)

 

Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting.

 

If you drink red wine you may have a black ****, quite frightening

 

You must have some old army tales you can regale us with, Dev.

Failing that, the Guardian's Notes and Queries is always good for killing half an hour.

 

no!

 

i heard this but i dont believe it's gas bursting. what gas?

 

Pull up a sandbag and i'll bore you with the story of how I bagged my first Fuzzy Wuzzy.

 

What's a Duck's echo?