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Amazing farts

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You don’t need to, it spoke for itself!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 21, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    dats a my boy, smells just lika daddie , Essenes of boiled sprouts and eggs
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 22, 2024
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    My missus smelt it Rog, look her struggling to breathe....
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 22, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    thank god for transansmelldat meditation, the power to whaft smells over long distance
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 22, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Special Xmas present for your best friend!
    Available at Squatseats.com……. Pump the **** next door!

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    Didley Squat, Dec 23, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    oo er makes you want to rip your kegs off and curl one out, delivering a champion stinker as long as a Cumberland sausage
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 23, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I farted for that long I've stained my computer chair, did i mention it was a wet one
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 27, 2024
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    Dial 911 NOW!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 29, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    why will the send out a sniffer dog
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Hoy Rodney that was a schoolboy whisper
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 31, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    here it comes Rogers new year special








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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 31, 2024
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    Now that was an amazing fart !!!!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 1, 2025
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Feels like a nest of sparrows has left my arse.<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 4, 2025
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    at the last gasp attempt

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    ......but not necessarily in the right order...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 5, 2025
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    Ah but this trombone doesn't have a handle,and a lot of the notes come out with a discharge :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0131-angel<wah><wah><wah><wah>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 6, 2025
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    As long as it's an honourable discharge...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 6, 2025
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